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	<title>Greased Melon</title>
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	<description>Hoo-wah!</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Movie:  The Diving Bell and the Butterfly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;Interesting.  But who wants to see a movie about a drooling guy in a wheelchair?&#8221;  &#8211;My first thought when I heard about this movie.
Then I overheard someone else talking about it.  &#8220;It was interesting how you didn&#8217;t see anything from other than the main character&#8217;s perspective until halfway through the movie.&#8221;  [...]]]></description>
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&#8220;Interesting.  But who wants to see a movie about a drooling guy in a wheelchair?&#8221;  &#8211;My first thought when I heard about this movie.</p>
<p>Then I overheard someone else talking about it.  &#8220;It was interesting how you didn&#8217;t see anything from other than the main character&#8217;s perspective until halfway through the movie.&#8221;  Oh, brilliant.  I watched the trailer [<a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/thedivingbellandthebutterfly/">linky</a>].  The style it&#8217;s shot in, the music, and the humor made it really fun and easier to take in the situation.</p>
<p>Amazing someone could write a book just by blinking one eye.  Also amazing, I thought, was the care and patience he received in hospital.  France is awesome.</p>
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		<title>Random nouns recently encountered in the first person</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/10/23/random-verbs-recently-encountered-in-the-first-person/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[cool temperatures.  it hit 38 here last night.  quite nice, really.
homemade apple sauce, the last of the family &#8220;products&#8221; i had yet to learn (last year was chili and peanut brittle).  ended up being one of those &#8220;mom throws flour all over her face before leaving the kitchen with&#8230;rice krispie treats&#8221; moments. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cool temperatures.  it hit 38 here last night.  quite nice, really.</p>
<p>homemade apple sauce, the last of the family &#8220;products&#8221; i had yet to learn (last year was chili and peanut brittle).  ended up being one of those &#8220;mom throws flour all over her face before leaving the kitchen with&#8230;rice krispie treats&#8221; moments.  the apple sauce was great, but i envisioned my dad slaving over the stove for hours to make it.  for some reason, the misconception makes me like him even more.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smartusa.com/">smart cars.</a></p>
<p>the movie &#8220;once.&#8221;  fantastic.  and the second elizabeth movie - the golden age.  not as amazing as the first one&#8230;but still good.  i agree with <a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071011/REVIEWS/710110302/0/search1">ebert</a>.</p>
<p>alesmith&#8217;s wee heavy scotch ale.  thanks, mom and dad&#8211;it was worth the $800 you paid to go to oregon.</p>
<p>alleycat celebrating (?) the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Westport">battle of westport</a>.</p>
<p>a random friend cutting through a random, obscure neighborhood during said alleycat.  we exchanged surprised exclamations.</p>
<p>the dirt, rocks, elevation, and camaraderie of syllamo mountain bike trails in arkansas.</p>
<p>the confusion a man encounters when shopping for makeup for the first (and only?) time in his life.</p>
<p>a desire to run off to portland for <a href="http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?loc=2&#038;id=98&#038;eventid=54636">a concert</a> (cheap(er) flight!) when i won&#8217;t go there for christmas because it&#8217;s too expensive.  $250 for three days of bliss vs. $500 for three days of&#8230;eating at the olive garden (i&#8217;ve done it once and didn&#8217;t like it.  i compared it to a five year old driving past manhattan in a car with his face pressed against the window, hearing his parents say &#8220;no, son, we&#8217;re not stopping.&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>Progress!</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/10/02/progress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bike]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Insanity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the world is officially off-balance.  Downtown Kansas City now has inverted U bike racks.
AND they were installed correctly and done well, which is even more profound.
They were installed as part of the 12th street street-scape improvements.  You can see them along 12th near Baltimore.  They&#8217;re more like an inverted V then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, the world is officially off-balance.  Downtown Kansas City now has inverted U bike racks.</p>
<p>AND they were installed correctly and done well, which is even more profound.</p>
<p>They were installed as part of the 12th street street-scape improvements.  You can see them along 12th near Baltimore.  They&#8217;re more like an inverted V then a U.  I think they look rather good.  I&#8217;ll try to grab a picture.</p>
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		<title>Conclusion:  Most fat people would rather die than pay more for gas.</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/09/19/conclusion-most-fat-people-would-rather-die-than-pay-more-for-gas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I found two neat things about fat this week.  The first was that Six out of 10 Britons would rather die than exercise.  This is hilariously troubling.  I&#8217;m guessing that here in the US, 67% of people are either overweight or obese, we&#8217;d find the same thing.
Then today I found this one: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found two neat things about fat this week.  The first was that <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=482202&#038;in_page_id=1774">Six out of 10 Britons would rather die than exercise</a>.  This is hilariously troubling.  I&#8217;m guessing that here in the US, 67% of people are either overweight or obese, we&#8217;d find the same thing.</p>
<p>Then today I found this one:  <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/09/cheap_gas_makes.php">Cheap Gas Makes You Fat</a>.  Someone at Wash U actually correlated obesity trends to trends in gas prices.  This kind of goes against a study that says <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20501356/site/newsweek/page/0/">the more money you have, the thinner you are</a>, but whatever.  They both make sense.</p>
<p>Soon we&#8217;ll be too fat <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_many_americans_too_fat_to">even to kill ourselves</a>.</p>
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		<title>St. Louis, Minneapolis, Boulder&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/08/29/st-louis-minneapolis-boulder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[St Louis was a blast last weekend.  Eric and I took the train from KC&#8217;s Union Station to St Louis&#8217; Amshack.  I&#8217;m happy to report that the Amshack replacement is well under construction.  Both trips were mostly on time and uneventful.  Three train cars on the way back&#8230;two with people and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>St Louis</strong> was a blast last weekend.  <a href="http://www.ericrogers.org/weblog/">Eric</a> and I took the train from KC&#8217;s Union Station to St Louis&#8217; Amshack.  I&#8217;m happy to report that the Amshack replacement is well under construction.  Both trips were mostly on time and uneventful.  Three train cars on the way back&#8230;two with people and one with bikes.  <img src='http://greasedmelon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.bahua.com/">John</a>, <a href="http://staubio.com/">Matt</a> and I got the road trip itch on Monday and have decided to head to <strong>Minneapolis </strong>Friday night for the Labor Day weekend.  We&#8217;ll get back Monday.  Looking forward to it.</p>
<p>But the (next consecutive weekend) trip I&#8217;m really looking forward to is going to <strong>Boulder</strong>.  I&#8217;ve been jipped on doing a major hike all year and want to climb Bear Peak.  Plus I haven&#8217;t been to Colorado for fun since I was 3 feet tall.</p>
<p>My cat won&#8217;t recognize me soon&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Off to the Moonlight Ramble</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/08/24/off-to-the-moonlight-ramble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Eric and I are of to St Louis to cause trouble and ride in the Moonlight Ramble.  We&#8217;re taking Amtrak.  I&#8217;ve ridden the route probably 15 times, but not with a bike.  Should be a good time.
The only bad part will be that I can&#8217;t hit Corral Liquors in Granite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/mrjeffreed/mr_2007.gif" alt="" />  <a href="http://www.ericrogers.org/weblog/">Eric</a> and I are of to St Louis to cause trouble and ride in the Moonlight Ramble.  We&#8217;re taking Amtrak.  I&#8217;ve ridden the route probably 15 times, but not with a bike.  Should be a good time.</p>
<p>The only bad part will be that I can&#8217;t hit Corral Liquors in Granite City for east-coast beer.  <img src='http://greasedmelon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>How fitting that I read about this online&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/08/22/how-fitting-that-i-read-about-this-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on MSNBC.com this morning:
Poll: One in four adults read no books last year
One in four adults read no books at all in the past year, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll released Tuesday. Of those who did read, women and older people were most avid, and religious works and popular fiction were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this on MSNBC.com this morning:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20381678/"><strong>Poll: One in four adults read no books last year</strong></a></p>
<p>One in four adults read no books at all in the past year, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll released Tuesday. Of those who did read, women and older people were most avid, and religious works and popular fiction were the top choices.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m only slightly more well-read then the 1/4 of folks who didn&#8217;t read <em>anything</em>.</p>
<p>Of course, this begs for a current book list:</p>
<ul>
<li>All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland</li>
<li>
Generation X by Douglas Coupland</li>
<li>
The Time Traveler&#8217;s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger</li>
<li>Hollywood Station by Joseph Wambaugh</li>
</ul>
<p>Up next:  The Road by Cormac McCarthy</p>
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		<title>Well, that was a nice break</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/08/20/well-that-was-a-nice-break/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I hadn&#8217;t ridden to work in two weeks before today.    My excuse is that it was too hot, even though it really wasn&#8217;t for a day or two and I can catch a bus after six miles.  It was slow.  But fun.  Even though the humidity was at 96%.
I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hadn&#8217;t ridden to work in two weeks before today.  <img src='http://greasedmelon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  My excuse is that it was too hot, even though it really wasn&#8217;t for a day or two and I can catch a bus after six miles.  It was slow.  But fun.  Even though the humidity was at 96%.</p>
<p>I got a Wii on Friday.  Best toy ever.  My wrist is going to hurt from tennis (I&#8217;m at the Pro level now!).  I&#8217;d been looking for one since it came out in November; they&#8217;re still really difficult to find in stores or online.  I found a med student from at KU selling one on Craigs List and jumped on it.  They&#8217;re super fun.  I highly recommend finding one.</p>
<p>My car&#8217;s check engine light came on last week.  Needed new Oxygen sensors.  I ended up with the total hookup on them.  Chrysler quoted $369 for the job (!); a guy at work got me a deal on the two sensors for $130 and then I tricked <a href="http://kc-bike.blogspot.com/">Noah</a> in to coming over, where I pretty much just sat there and watched him crawl under my car and put them in.  I think the car works; I haven&#8217;t driven it since Friday.</p>
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		<title>sizzle.</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/08/05/sizzle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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<p><img src="http://www.greasedmelon.com/crap/watergun.jpg" height="50%" width="50%" alt="watergun" /></p>
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		<title>Vacation!</title>
		<link>http://greasedmelon.com/2007/07/19/vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, vacation time.  Since September of last year, I have used a half-day twice.  Today I blew all the rest, save one.
July 26 - 30:  Portland, OR - bikes and beer
September 7 - 10:  Boulder, CO - bikes and beer
September 11:  Kansas City for Tour of Missouri race
October 11 - [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh, vacation time.  Since September of last year, I have used a half-day twice.  Today I blew all the rest, save one.</p>
<p>July 26 - 30:  Portland, OR - bikes and beer<br />
September 7 - 10:  Boulder, CO - bikes and beer<br />
September 11:  Kansas City for Tour of Missouri race<br />
October 11 - 14:  Boonies of Arkansas - bikes and beer</p>
<p>Just now as I&#8217;ve typed these, I&#8217;ve realized they&#8217;re all for bike-related events.  Hum.</p>
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